Stupid names for pets

[Jude]

My brother has just aquired a 'rescue' dog.

It is called Lineker.

Anyone else know weird names which pet lovers give to their animals?

[Mandy Llewellyn]

Don't get me started in this one. During my lifetime we have had Jug and Biscuit as rescue dogs but unfortunately we were the ones who chose the names.
Jug was so called as he was dog number 2 to Toby....Toby Jug...I was about 13 at the time and had no idea what a Tobyjug was.
Biscuit came about because he is ginger. Ginger biscuit.
The shame I have suffered shouting for these poor animals in public and I blame my parents and not myself nor my siblings for the names